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Mat Ranillo da Turd's retirement plan revealed
[info]chuvaness
January 5th, 2010
I'm not one to start an unverified rumor, but I got this text message from someone's sister who supposedly works at the OB-GYNE department of Medical City, saying Krista has been there for check-ups and is planning to give birth in the U.S.

Could this explain Krista's words "blessed", "happy" and "in time" in this video?
And I quote: "Every blessing from God is worth it."
Is Krista trying to tell us something, i.e., did Krista get a positive pregnancy test for Christmas?



If this is true, be very afraid of The Spawn.

m + k = Baby-of-m-jpg-and-k-jpg

Via: Morph Thing
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[info]pilya

2010-01-05 09:23 am (UTC)

There's your meal ticket Daddy Ranillo the turd
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[info]chuvaness

2010-01-05 09:27 am (UTC)

maganda yan! i edited my title
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[info]chocnut

2010-01-05 09:25 am (UTC)

Alright, 2010!! What a start!
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[info]mbl0107

2010-01-05 09:26 am (UTC)

I also heard the same thing... reliable source mentioned that she is pregnant..let's wait and see ;)
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i love twitter!!

[info]homaygess

2010-01-05 09:32 am (UTC)

according to my twitter friend, if verification is what you need, just ask anyone sa homeowners assoc ng cinco hermanos (that's a subdivision in marikina!)
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[info]bornon1027

2010-01-05 09:47 am (UTC)

sheesh! in line with this, there have been blind items coming out na in the papers. one said that when the girl found out she was positive, she literally jumped up and down for joy. nyaiks!!!
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who's the dad?

[info]inspirerpinay

2010-01-05 11:14 am (UTC)

Nabasa ko ito. Kay Ricky Lo column yan, tama? :)

If Krista is pregnant baka naman sa ibang lalake. Maybe from her boyfriend or some other guy. Just giving Krista a benefit of the doubt.
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Re: who's the dad?

[info]putoholic

2010-01-05 07:27 pm (UTC)

Oo nga, dapat may paternity test! And if there is indeed a bun in the oven and it is indeed Manny's, well... dude, what are you doing having unprotected s*x with someone who isn't your wife or partner? Pregnancy isn't the only possible consequence, STDs are as well. Magsama kayo nina Jude Law, Tiger Woods (daw), etc.
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chaching (sp?)

[info]contradiva

2010-01-06 05:33 pm (UTC)

that's what's going through her mind as she jumped up and down...
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[info]scandalseason

2010-01-05 09:48 am (UTC)

Can Jinkee pull off an Elin Nordegren?

Or maybe the two should have a playdate soon.
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[info]chuvaness

2010-01-05 09:49 am (UTC)

in fairness maganda ang junakis ni Tiger x Elin ha
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is it coincidence?

[info]vhanya

2010-01-05 11:34 am (UTC)

may twin din daw pala si elin n. =)
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Re: is it coincidence?

[info]chuvaness

2010-01-05 12:31 pm (UTC)

OMG yes!!
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[info]oct23ria

2010-01-05 10:12 am (UTC)

Affected ako para kay Jinkee. :( No wife should go through with this. Gusto ko makarma si Manny Pacquaio and Krista.
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[info]princesskumod

2010-01-05 10:25 am (UTC)

true. nakakainis na takaga ang kristang yan.

let's oray for jinkee. if this is indeed true, she'll need all the strength she can muster.
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huwat?!?!

[info]meowpao

2010-01-05 10:16 am (UTC)

grabe si krista ah, ang ganda ng tactics, magpapaanak kay pacman para hinde siya totally iwan geeez
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Re: huwat?!?!

[info]miakka03

2010-01-05 10:56 am (UTC)

At kung sakaling iwan man siya, pwede siyang humingi ng sustento para sa bata. Tsk.
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[info]scratch_fury

2010-01-05 10:29 am (UTC)

Okay, that's just really really bad. I feel for Jinkee. Wish I had the guts to give her a hug and not get beaten by bodyguards or security.
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[info]t_w_i_x_i_e

2010-01-06 05:46 am (UTC)

Same here.... hay juiceko.
I am really saddened by people who do not think of the consequences of their actions. Krista grabe ka. Manny, you're also at fault. (Kung sakaling totoo nga!)
I can imagine her smiling her kakainis smile while fending off questions about her pregnancy..bwisit!
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[info]roxy831

2010-01-05 10:54 am (UTC)

parang la greta lang ah! ayos sa tactics.
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retirement plan - hahaha

[info]chuzzling

2010-01-05 10:55 am (UTC)


yan ang istyle ng mga kabit. magpapaanak para forever may moolah na...imagine what if bibigyan sha ng 500,000 or so a month for child support edi retire na si brewhaha.

no regrets your fezz.
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child support is nothing

[info]omnesia

2010-01-05 01:42 pm (UTC)

Illegitimate children stand to inherit a portion of their parent's estate (if I'm not mistaken half of what a legitimate child would)...
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Confirmed Rumor

[info]ladygags

2010-01-05 02:29 pm (UTC)

While everyone was in Las Vegas watching the fight. A little bird told me that Krista is indeed knocked up. So I got a few people in the celebrity circle to fish for me and one even has Krista on her Facebook. And not one of these "few" people denied that there is indeed a rumor going around that she is pregnant. But no one's brave enough to confirm it.
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Truelala nga ba?

[info]nanayniisay

2010-01-05 02:56 pm (UTC)

So my source (from when I emailed you, Miss Chuva) may have been right! When there is smoke, there is fire. Amp yang si Krista. She's so smug pa talaga. I'm still hoping that this isn't true for Jinkee and her kids' sake. More importantly, si Spawn ay hindi ikakaganda ng lahing Pinoy ha. Utang na loob lang. *knock on wood*
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Basturd

[info]doobeedoo1234

2010-01-05 03:28 pm (UTC)

Basturd nick 'Bastu'
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[info]onlysecond

2010-01-05 11:50 pm (UTC)

aww, a possible baby. plus possible STDs thrown in the mix. talk about xmas gifts that keep on giving. i heard manny has hep-c or herpes. he got checked dati pa in asian hospital daw. e di ba hep-c isn't curable, only treatable?
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[info]zeeheehee

2010-01-06 12:24 am (UTC)

i feel so bad for jinkee.
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scary linta..

[info]feistybutterfly

2010-01-06 01:38 am (UTC)

bakit parang copy-paste lang ang fez ni krista sa picture?.. ang kilay parang lintang color brown lang! hehehe
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nakakainit ng kili kili

[info]mamabratellina

2010-01-06 01:46 am (UTC)

i swear you have the hottest wag naman sa news ms. c. pero nakaka init ng kili kili if that is true.

how low can one go talaga in the name of meal ticket no? i swear would kasta even give money este manny the time of the day if he was just an ordinary cargardor sa pier (umanin naman kasi tayo, no matter how adorable manny is, and i loooove him to bits, he still looks like a construction worker/cargador)

ayoko na mainis. cancer cells lang itu. :D

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Re: nakakainit ng kili kili

[info]omnesia

2010-01-06 02:05 am (UTC)

That's why Jinkee does not even deserve to be treated this way, not in a million years would she have known that Manny would be the richest Pinoy athlete when she was just a promo girl and Manny was a poor boy from Gen San.

To Jinkee's credit people may raise an eyebrow at how she spends money today but no matter how much Chanel she buys she is not and never will be considered a gold digger because she said those vows in genuine love and sincerity. True love!
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MANNY P. FOR PRESIDENT

[info]omnesia

2010-01-06 02:00 am (UTC)

Si Manny Pacquiao... ang magtatapos sa ating kahirapan
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Re: MANNY P. FOR PRESIDENT

[info]sugarcages

2010-01-06 02:51 am (UTC)

Basta magpaanak ka lang sa kanya!
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The SPAWN

[info]pcampiglio

2010-01-06 02:37 am (UTC)

I like the real american-in-your-face sort of name like
Pacquiao Ranillo
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drum roll...

[info]chikipop

2010-01-06 06:17 am (UTC)

Contessa Kristalita Manuela Pacquiao



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[info]gigiv

2010-01-06 06:50 am (UTC)

Matt da Turd: "Thank you God that my daughter is a slut."
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[info]chuvaness

2010-01-06 11:02 am (UTC)

this is the same manager who said they were just friends hanging out in a group
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[info]lullleepop

2010-01-06 02:58 pm (UTC)

for the sake of all that is Holy, please let this not be true. How GROSS!
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