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[info]chuvaness
OMG. Someone just sent me this link.
The entry is so brilliant, I'm just gonna repost the whole thing.
But before everything else, please make sure you are sitting on a very stable chair.
Here goes:

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I was in a totally good mood upon opening my Multiply account. But when I read from one of my groups that ABS-CBN is planning to do a local version of Gossip Girl, sumakit ang ulo ko. Though it's just a rumor, it's so bad it makes me want to projectile vomit. Y'all know Gossip Girl is my favorite show so any rip-off is truly un-f*cking-believable.

Fine. OA na ang projectile vomit. Though I say "Love your own", I don't think that the plot will click here in our conservative country. I hope if it's true, they just use the concept and DON'T copy everything, from the characters down to the plot.

Here's the chikatime:

ABS-CBN will air the Pinoy version of Gossip Girl with final cast:

Serena van der Woodsen: KC Concepcion
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Dan Humphrey: John Loyd Cruz
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Blair Waldorf: Anne Curtis
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Nate Archibald: Sam Milby
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Chuck Bass: Luis Manzano
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Jenny Humphrey: Angelica Panganiban

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But there was someone who said it isn't ABS-CBN or GMA that would be making a Gossip Girl-ish series. It's ABC-5.


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My thoughts:

1) OK, If this is true, I'm dreading the fashion already.
2) Probably not true, aren't all these people busy with their own shows?
3) If this is true, we may love it for the cheese value.
4) Please do NOT get Edu Manzano to play Rufus Humphrey or I will go beserk.

NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
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Hoping this is just pure gossip ok.

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that is depressing! but the edu manzano bit made me laugh out loud.

hay naku..colonial mentality...

This is absolutely hilarious!

Tigilan na ang kakakopya! Utang na loob! And yes, Edu Manzano as Ruffus Humphrey is just so wrong. And yes, I can just imagine how bad the outfits would be. By the way, it can't be ABC5 because that network is closing.

ABC-5 is closing? Wait! I haven't even watched anything there!

who can portray Lily van der Woodsen?? hhmm i wonder... not naman sana ruffarigno or la greta ah... ewan ko lang ah....

or maybe those beauty queens like precious lara quigaman(?).... i dunnoooo...

about that rumor airing it on abc5, isn't the station closing down already? it was just on tv, they were in nostalgic mode and they said that they'll close down but something better's coming up??? hhmmmm....

The socio-economic structure of Manila does not fit the socio-economic setting of the original GG..JOSKODAY!

I couldn't think of a single Brent or IS student whose socio-economic standing is akin to a GG character...PRETENCIOSA!


haha. i love the feisty comment.

i dont think this would work, and maybe it's just one of those jokes people cook up for fun. at least i hope so.

anong maganda at may same impact na tagalog version ng "you know you love me. XOXO, gossip girl?"

"alam mong mahal mo ko...hugs and kisses, tsismosa."

hindi eh..

lol @ edu as rufus.
who could/should it be? cesar montano or robin padilla (no please!)

how about tonton gutierrez?

*shet the thought itself is horrific*

who is going to play the token asian? are they going to have a token white guy then?

don't forget the token black girl.

Ang mga pinoy talaga! I remember when Dawson's Creek was a hit...d ba they made a pinoy version, Tabing Ilog ba yun???

hi, long time lurker here.. can't resist the urge to comment. this is just too hilarious to pass up.

wouldn't it be funny if they keep the original first names and attach them to filipino surnames? it would end up mismatched like "blair dela cruz" or "nate santiago", something like that. teehee.

oh and please. angelica's too slutty looking to play Jenny. just look at that picture. angelica should play georgina, she'll be perfect.

I hope this rumor is true though, can you just imagine how fun it would be for all of us GG loyalists to poke fun at every episode? I cant wait. hahaha!

what will GG call them?

[info]homaygess

2008-07-30 06:14 am (UTC)

upper eastsiders? the forters? the taguigers? the forbes-dasma-ers?

this is just too funny, ate. this is close to impossible but i'd watch it. i'm a sucker for these things. LOL.

Re: what will GG call them?

[info]chuvaness

2008-07-30 06:33 am (UTC)

ako din. I would totally watch. I think.

all i can do is cringe. that's totally something coming out of left field. at least got a good laugh out of it. lol.

eeww! no way! no way! pwedeng i boycot? just no! please! no!

btw, i hate it when people wear those blairband! kairita!

Can i repost this? I just have some friends on my LJ list that would really hate this idea! TIA!

regarding ABC 5 closing on Aug9..they are trying to make some improvements and targeting a different market daw..a Malaysian company is investing for this new network.

kalowka. haha. i bet that would be super fun. LOL. they should call the blog chikatime.

there will definitely be a "gg" show on abc 5 (or whatever they call the network these days). i heard about this a few months ago and they were shooting back then. no big-named stars though.

John Lloyd as Dan???? EWWW

[info]missparas

2008-07-30 07:36 am (UTC)

My gosh! Not bagay at all! But with Angelica as mountaineer J,SUPER BAGAY! Hahahahahaha :)

Maybe Albert Martinez can play Rufus Humphrey! Hot daddy pa din sya! HAHA :)

I CANNOT, CANNOT, CANNOT BELIEVE IT.

GROSS.

VOMITROCIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LEAVE GOSSIP GIRL ALONE!!!!!

the GG fandom spontaneously combusts!

yan ang nadadala ng kahirapan sa pilipinas, pati ung GG na nanahimik, pinakikialaman...

NO NO & NO!!!

....pero enjoy nga yan pag nagkaron ng Philippine version , kasi mapipintas hahaha!

.... pero NO pa rin!

No! No! No!

I am not even a fan of the show BUT Puh-leeze....

My entire team is screaming in pain! When I told them about it! They cannot do this!

at least natawa ang staff mo. hehe :)

paano kung si gabby ang rufus?
Ahahahahaahahahahaha

e di si Sharon na lang si Lily!!

This news is a vomit inducer! They can’t do justice to this teen drama.

Kung 90s stars ....
Dawn Zulueta = Lily
Richard Gomez = Rufus


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